I Wanna Be The Girl
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I am already taken by the best boyfriend ever! I LOVE HIS GUTS,! He makes me so incredibly happy!
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Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.
- Captain Corelli’s Mandolin
i want to make you happy,
i want you by my side,
i want your heart upon my sleeve,
and wear it full of pride.
i want to kiss you madly,
i want you for my own,
i want to give you my all,
and never be alone.
i want to say i treasure you,
i want for you to know.
i want to say my baby,
i miss you and i need you so…
I looked down
I saw a penny
I made a wish
I made a wish to be with you
I looked to the right
I saw birthday candles
I made a wish
I made a wish to be with you
I looked to the left
I saw a dandelion on the lawn
I made a wish
I made a wish to be with you
I look straight ahead
I see you
I see you right here in front of me..
I made a wish,
I made a wish and it came true.
The guy drives to his
girlfriends house and walks up to the
door and rings bell.
- Girl: Hey!
(gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
-Boy: Wassup…you ready?
- Girl:Um…wait…let me get my bag and we
can go ok?
- Boy: Ok.
They both watched a movie and ate dinner…once
they were done eating they head back to
the car but before she got into the
car…
- Boy: Wait! Can I blind fold
you?
- Girl: Why??!
- Boy: Its a suprise.
- Girl: What kind of
suprise?
- Boy: A big one.
- Girl:
Okay but only if you promise me that
you will hold my hand while we’re
driving.
- Boy: I promise.
- Girl: Ok blind fold me… So they drove
off………..and then they stoped.
-Boy: Ok we’re here!
-Girl: Where?
-Boy: Wait let me walk you to the
place!
- Girl: What place? - Boy:
Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on
the lips)
- Girl: Baby!… The boy
walks her to the place.
- Boy: Ok…let me take the blind fold off.
-Girl: Where are we? He takes it off
her and she opens her eyes and sees the
view of the city and at that same
spot…that’s where he first asked her
to be his girlfriend….
- Girl:Omg…(tears come down)
- Boy: Why are you crying?
- Girl: This is where you first asked me out…
- Boy: What are you doing the rest of your life?
(he asked on his knees and after he
says that…behind him…in the air it
says “Will you marry me?” in
fireworks)
- Girl: (tears come down faster)
- Boy: I wasnt at work when
you called me…I was planning this
whole thing!
- Girl: Get up!
- Boy: Yeah? - Girl: (kisses him)
- Boy:Is that a yes or a no?
- Girl: Yes.
WEETEST THING A GUY COULD DO
1). Leave her cute text messages. 2). Kiss her in front of your friends. 3). Trust her over everyone else. 4). Tell her she looks beautiful. 5). Look her in the eye when you talk to her. 6). Tell her stupid jokes to make her laugh. 7). Let her mess with your hair.
. Just walk around with her. 9). Include her in pretty much everything you do. 10). When she crys do whatever to make her
smile. 11). Forgive her for her mistakes. 12). Look at her like she’s the only girl you see. 13). Tickle her even if she says stop.
14). When she starts swearing at you tell her you love her. 15). Let her fall asleep in your arms. 16). Get her mad, then kiss her.
17). Tease her and let her tease you back. 18). Stay up with her all night when she’s sick. 19). Watch her favorite movie.
20). Kiss her forehead. 21). Write her letters. 22). Let her wear your clothes. 23). When she’s sad, hang out with her.
24). Let her know she is important. 25). Let her take all the photos of you she wants. 26). Surprise her with flowers for no reason
27). Kiss her in the rain. 28). And when you fall in love with her, tell her. 29). And when you do tell her.. Love her like you
never loved before.
What’s a Meantime Girl?
She’s the one you call when you’re bored because she makes you laugh. She’s the one you talk to when you’re feeling down because she’s willing to lend an ear and be a friend. She’s not the one you call when you need a date to your company’s Christmas party, or to go dancing with on a Saturday night. She’s the one you spend time with between girlfriends, before you find “The One”. You know, the one who you keep around in the meantime.
She’s not one of the guys, not a tomboy, but you don’t look at her as a “real” woman, either. She’s not bitchy enough, moody enough, or sexy enough to be seen in that light. She’s too laid-back, too easily amused by the same things your male buddies are amused by. She’s too understanding, too comfortable – she doesn’t make you feel nervous or excited the way a “real” woman does. But she’s cool, and nice, and funny, and attractive enough that when you’re lonely or horny and need intimate female companionship, she’ll do just fine. You don’t have to wine and dine her because she knows the real you already, and you don’t have any facades to keep up, no pretenses to preserve. You’re not trying to get anything of substance out of her. She’s not easy, but you know that she cares about you and is attracted to you, and that she’ll give you the intimacy you need. And you know you don’t have to explain yourself or the situation, that she’ll be able to cope with the fact that this isn’t the beginning of a relationship or that there’s any possibility that you have any real romantic feelings for her. It won’t bother her that you’ll get up in the morning, put on your pants, say goodbye, and go on a date with the woman you’ve been mooning over for weeks who finally agreed to go out with you. She’ll settle for a goodbye hug and a promise to call her and tell her how the date went. She’s just so cool . . . why can’t all women be like that?!
But deep down, if you really think about it (which you probably don’t because to you, the situation between the two of you isn’t important enough to merit any real thought), you know that it’s really not fair. You know that although she would never say it, it hurts her to know that despite all her good points and all the fun you two have, you don’t think she’s good enough to spend any real time with. Sure, it’s mostly her fault, because she doesn’t have to give in to your needs – she could play the hard-to-get bitch like the rest of them do, if she really wanted to. But you and she both know that she probably couldn’t pull it off. Maybe she’s too short, or a little overweight, or has a big birthmark on her forehead, or works at Taco Bell. Whatever the reason, somehow life has given her a lot of really great qualities but has left out the ones that men want (or think they want) in a woman. So she remains forever the funny friend, the steadfast companion, the secret lover, and you go on searching for your goddess who will somehow be everything you ever wanted in a woman.
You’ll joke to her that she should be the best man at your wedding
, and she’ll laugh and make a joke about a smelly rental tux.
She doesn’t captivate you with her beauty, or open doors with her smile. Mainly she blends in with the crowd. She’s safe. She doesn’t want to be the center of attention and turn the heads of everyone in the room. But she wants to turn someone’s head. She wants to be special to someone, too. We all do.
She has feelings. She has a heart. In fact, she probably has a bigger and better heart than any woman you’ve ever known because she’s had a front-row seat to The Mess That Is Your Life, and she likes you anyway. She obviously sees something worthwhile and redeeming in you because although you’ve given her nothing, absolutely no reason to still be around, she is.
Anyway, yeah. I’m a Meantime Girl. Been one more times than I care to admit. I don’t know the reason, really, and at this point I don’t even care. I just want to let every guy know who’s ever had the good fortune to have a Meantime Girl that we may be a lot of fun, but we cry, too. A lot. And someday we won’t be around.
http://www.tristancafe.com/forum/111916
d player
He’ll meet you and sweep you off your feet
he’s nice and funny..so cute and so sweet
surprisingly, he likes the same things as you
he does all the things that you love to do
He’s the perfect guy, the one of your dreams
you belong together or so it seems
He looked into your eyes and play with your hair
he tells you that he’ll always be there
his touch is so soft, his hold is so tight
his words are so soothing, his kiss is just right.
You ditch all your friends for your new obsession
you don’t realize your future will be full of deception
you think you love him, and you give him your heart
little did you know he’ll tear it apart
You do what he wants: you know its not good
you told him to slowdown, & you think he understood
you let it slide by, he’s just having fun;
you’ll learn to like it, because you & him are one
He’s taken your heart & locked it away
you see him w/ a different girl, the very next day
you cry & you grieve, but then you forgive
he won’t do it again. for as long as he lives
At this point, you have fallen into his trap;
he has control when you’re in his lap
you believe he was sorry- you’re together again
you give him another chance- he’s your only friend
You’re right where he wants you, he molds you like clay
and you see him with girl no. 3, the very next day
he got what he wanted, accomplished his goal;
he still has your heart, w/c he evilly stole
He’s taken your purity, you still can’t believe
you feel hurt, cheap and extremely naive
if only your hair was nice & straight,
if only you looked like you lost some weight
If only your clothes were a little bit tighter
if only your teeth were a little bit whiter
you know he’s an ass but you still want him back
and you grieve about the qualities you lack
All you wanted was to have some fun
now you wish this whole thing had ever begun
you wish that someday he would see you cry
that one day he’ll know how he killed you inside
But you know he won’t, because he’s numb to pain
he’ll be with some other girl while you cry and complain
beware of the Players - they will steal your heart
and give it back - once it’s all torn apart
Don’t let them suck you into their game
because once you lost… you’re never the same
The Poem
I knelt to pray but not for long,
I had too much to do.
I had to hurry and get to work
For bills would soon be due.
So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,
And jumped up off my knees.
My Christian duty was now done
My soul could rest at ease…..
All day long I had no time
To spread a word of cheer
No time to speak of Christ to friends,
They’d laugh at me I’d fear.
No time, no time, too much to do,
That was my constant cry,
No time to give to souls in need
But at last the time, the time to die.
I went before the Lord,
I came, I stood with downcast eyes.
For in his hands God! held a book;
It was the book of life.
God looked into his book and said
“Your name I cannot find
I once was going to write it down…
But never found the time”
One Last Sunset by: Yanna
It was nearly summer. You dig your toes into the sand, watching as the sun sets across the ocean. You glance at her, leaning on your shoulder. The dying sunlight casts a glow on her face that you just can’t describe. You catch your breath as you watch her, blinking softly at the sunset before you. She was smiling.
She catches your glance. “What are you looking at?”
You smile at her and say, “You. Why, have you got something to say about it?”
She laughs softly and slaps your arm. “You talk back now, huh?”
You respond by putting an arm around her and kissing her forehead. She has always been quite the joker, never taking things too seriously. Finding time to laugh even in times like these.
“Hey look. I found another shell,” she whispers, as she hands you a small one.
It was the seventh piece today. It was just the size of the palm of her hand, with an off-white color. It was pretty, but it had broken edges and empty ridges. Brittle. You were almost apprehensive to hold it.
Beautiful… But fragile. The shell was like an epitome of her. You stare at the small piece in your hand as your feel her warmth by your side. Suddenly, you feel a dull ache, as if steel hands clamped the insides of your heart. It hurts you to know that something so beautiful has to be so frail and weak. You wrap an arm around her and hold her close. She senses your sadness, even in a mere touch.
She looks up. “What’s wrong?”
Looking into her eyes, you feel the pain dig deeper as it sinks into you how much you love her. You run out of words, lost in her glance.
“Nothing. I just love you so much.”
She just smiles widely and burrows her head into the crook between your neck and your shoulder.
“I love you too. But you know that already.”
“Of course I know. I just want to tell you over and over again.”
The sun sets deeper into the horizon. You both watch, holding each other, as the darkness slowly bleeds into the sky, leaving the sun with faded stray lights. It was the sunset as you have never seen it, more beautiful than anything else.
She was unusually quiet for a while now. You strain your head down to look at her face. She fell asleep. Her mouth was slightly open, with still a hint of a smile in the corners of her lips. She looked so peaceful.
You chuckle softly. She was always like this. Always falling asleep so easily, even in the middle of a conversation. Once she feels like sleeping, she will. No matter whenever, or wherever she is.
You figured you’ll just wait for her to wake up, in a couple of minutes. You look around… Nobody else but the two of you on the beach. The sun had gone down, and the lamp posts on the beach boardwalk had gone on now. The lamps shared a faint glimmer of light with the ocean. You stare at the ocean water, remembering it was just the same as it looked three years ago, the first time you were here.
It was the middle of summer. By May, there were fewer visitors to disturb the tranquility of the beach, so you figured then that it would be the perfect time to take her there. It was sunset.
You turn off the car engine, smiling as you see the look on her face. You knew she loved the beach, and that she adored the sunset. What else could you ask for? Everything was perfect.
She was itching to get out of the car.
“Come on, man, we haven’t got all day!” she yells at you, laughing. You pretend to move slower, still not unlocking the car.
“Damn it,” she says, pouting.
You laugh at her face. “Where’s my hug?”
She gives you a hug for a split second. “Fine! Can we move now?”
You both get out of the car, savoring the sudden brush of the ocean breeze against your skin. The beach was… breathtaking. There was no other word for it. And the sunset just makes it all better. You walk past the boardwalk, and you take her hand. She looks at you and smiles, squeezing your hand a little. She didn’t want to walk around yet, insisting that you both sit first and watch the sunset.
You had a sudden idea. “How do you feel right now?” you ask her.
She looks at you and raises an eyebrow. “Is that your first question?”
You laugh at yourself. Twenty Questions, again.
The two of you go on and on, asking every random question after another random question. The sun sets lower and lower, as the questions get all the more serious. You knew you were both waiting for the last questions.
“Okay,” you take a deep breath. “This is my last question.”
“Bring it on,” she says, with a smug look on her face.
“You love me, right?”
“Of course I do. Is that it—?”
“No, no, no… I’m not finished yet.”
“Fine.”
“I love you. I love you more than anything else in the world. There’s nothing that anyone can offer me that I could exchange for what we have right now. Everything with you is… perfect. Just perfect. I couldn’t really ask for anything more except for one thing, just one tiny, single thing. Just an answer to my question.”
She looked at me expectantly. “Yes…?”
You slide a shaking hand into your pocket, and pull out this small, silver ring. Her eyes widened.
“Will you be my girlfriend?”
The look on her face was priceless. It was the perfect cross between joy and surprise. She smiled the prettiest smile you’ve ever seen on her face, and then bowed her head down.
When she looked up, she had tears in her eyes.
“I thought you’d never ask.”
You just smile, feeling the greatest happiness you’ve ever felt in your life. You couldn’t compare it to anything else, as you slip the ring onto her finger. You look into her eyes, and before you could say anything more, she throws her arms around your neck and hugs you.
You’ve been to this beach countless times for the past three years, every single visit more memorable than the last. Those were the days, you think, as you mull over all the memories. Those were the days when we had nothing to worry about except college assignments. Those were the days when she could still run with you on beach for hours. Those were the days before she was diagnosed with cancer.
Right now, you just sit, holding her and praying to God that there will be another after this one.
You feel her suddenly jerk awake, looking at you with a wide-eyed look on her face.
“Whoa. I fell asleep,” she whispers, not believing it.
“So you did,” you say, amused.
“Why didn’t you wake me up?”
“Because you looked so peaceful.”
“I have a lot of time after this to be looking peaceful,” she mutters, laughing quietly and shaking her head.
“Hey.” You raise a hand up to touch her face. “Don’t say that, okay?”
“Okay… I’m sorry.”
She looks away, but before her face turned, you see her eyes brimming with tears. You reach out to take her face into your hands.
“Listen to me,” you start. “Everything will be okay. I promise. We can get through this. You can get through this. I know you’re strong, and I’m trying with all my life to be strong for you too. So don’t let me down, okay?”
She smiled. “I promise. I love you.”
It was getting late, almost eight in the evening. You’ve been sitting there with her for hours. She looks at you and tells you that it’s time to go. You nod, standing up, kissing her softly before going to the car to get her wheelchair. Every step you took made your heart feel heavier, even more so as you glance back at her, sitting there on the sand, waiting for you.
The trip back to the hospital will be very painful.
It was the end of summer. You dig your toes into the sand, watching as the sun sets across the ocean.
You think of the last time you were here, as you watch the small boat nearby. There were two men on it, scattering dust into the ocean. Fulfilling the last wish of the girl you ever loved, before she took her last breath three days ago.
You look down at the small, brittle shell clutched in your hand.
“I just love you so much.”
“I love you too. But you know that already.”
“Of course I know. I just want to tell you over and over again…”
And im still wating for the rain to fall
Pour real life down on me
‘Cause i can’t hold on to
Anything this good enough
Am i good enough for you to love me too?
I hope so,
its alaways ben you,,,
Once upon a time There lived a king. The King had a beautiful daughter, the Princess.
But the kingdom was a sad place. There was no laughter, and no joy. The problem was, that everything the Princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood, plastic…anything she touched would melt!!
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his beautiful daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians.
One wizard told the king, “If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.”
The King was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt at her touch, would marry her and inherit the King’s wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge.
The first Prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. When the Princess touched it, it melted. The Prince went away sadly.
The second Prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But, alas, once the Princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.
The third Prince approached. He told the Princess, “Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.” The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand…and it did not melt!!
The King was overjoyed! Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed!
And the third Prince married the Princess and the both lived happily ever after. The question is?!?!?!?
What WAS the object in the Prince’s pocket???
They were M&M’s, of course. THEY melt in your MOUTH, NOT in your HAND!!
(What were YOU thinking?)

the bus
]You know, love is just like someone waiting for a bus. When the bus comes, you look at it and you say to yourself “eeee…so full…. cannot sit down”. “I’ll wait for the next one”. So you let the bus go and waited for the second bus. Then the second bus came, you looked at it you ay,”eeee…this bus is so old…so shabby!” So you let the bus go and again, decided to wait for the next bus.
After a while another bus came, it’s not crowded, not old but you said, “eeee… not air-conditioned …better wait for the next one”. So again you let the bus go and decided to wait for the next bus. Then the sky started to get dark as it is getting late. You panicked and jumped immediately inside the next bus. It is not until much later that you found out that you had boarded the wrong bus! So you wasted your time and money waiting for what you want! Even if an air-conditioned bus comes, you can’t ensure that their-conditioned bus won’t break down or whether or not the air-conditioned will be too cold for you.
So people… wanting to get what you want is not wrong. But it wouldn’t hurt to give other person a chance, right? If you find that the “bus” doesn’t suit you just press the red button and get off the bus! (as simple as that!???) Hey who said life is fair??? The best thing to do is be observant and open while you scrutinize the bus. If it doesn’t suit you, get off. But you must always have an extra something, which you could use for the next bus that comes.
But wait… I’m sure you have this experience before…You saw a bus coming (the bus you want, of course) you flagged it but the driver acted as if he did not see you and zoomed pass you! It just wasn’t meant for you!
The bottom line is, being loved is like waiting for a bus you want. Getting on the bus and appreciating the bus by giving it a chance depends totally on you. If you haven’t made any choice, WALK! Walking is like being out of love. The good side of it is you can still choose any bus you want… the rest who couldn’t afford another ride would just have to be content with the bus they rode on, ugly or not. One more thing…. sometimes its better to choose a bus you are already familiar with rather than gamble with a bus that is unfamiliar to you. But then again, life wouldn’t be complete without the risks involved.
BUT THERE’S ONE BUS THAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT - THE BUS THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO WAIT FOR… IT WILL JUST STOP ON ITS OWN AND WILL ASK YOU TO COME INSIDE AND TAKE A FREE RIDE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
You Never Lose By Loving…You Always Lose By Holding
..that kisses dont always mean something

I have a boyfriend who grew up with me. His name is Jin. I always thought of him as a friend until last year, when we went to a trip from a club. I found that I fell in love with him.
Before that trip was over, I took a step and confessed my love for him. And soon, we became a pair of lovers, but we loved each other in different ways. I always concentrated on him only, but by his side, there were so many other girls. To me, he was the only one, but to him, maybe I was just another girl…
“Jin, do you want to go watch a movie?” I asked.
“I can’t”
“Why? You need to study at home?” I felt disappointment
grabbing me.
“No… I am going to meet a friend…”
He was always like that. He met girls in front of me, like it was nothing. To him, I was just a girlfriend. The word ‘love’ only came out from my mouth. Since I knew him, I had never heard him say ‘I love you’ before. To us, there weren’t any anniversaries at all.
He didn’t say anything from the first day and it continued till 100 days…200days… Everyday, before we say goodbye, he would just hand me a doll, everyday, without fail. I don’t know why…
Then one day…
Me: Um, Jin, I …
Jin: What…don’t drag, just say..
Me: I love you.
Jin: ……you….um, just take this doll and go home.
That was how he ignored my ‘three words’ and handed me the doll. Then he disappeared, like he was running away. The dolls I received from him everyday, filled my room, one by one. There were many…
Then one day came, my 15th year old birthday. When I got up in the morning, I pictured a party with him, and stranded myself in my room, waiting for his call. But… lunch passed, dinner passed… and soon the sky was dark… he still didn’t call. It was already tiring to look at the phone anymore. Then around 2am in the morning, he suddenly called me and woke me from my sleep. He told me to come out of the house. Still, I felt joy and I ran out happily.
Me: Jin…
Jin: Here…take this…
Again, he handed me a little doll.
Me: What’s this?
Jin: I didn’t give it to you yesterday, so I am giving it to you now. I’m going home now, bye.
Me: Wait, wait! Do you know what today is?
Jin: Today? Huh?
I felt so sad, I thought he would remember my birthday. He turned around and walked away like nothing had happen.Then I shouted… “Wait…”
Jin: You have something to say?
Me: Tell me, tell me you love me…
Jin: What?!
Me: Tell me
I put my pathetic self behind and clung on to him. But he just said simple cold words and left.
“I don’t want to say…that I love someone so easily, if you are desperate to hear it, then find someone else.”
That was what he said. Then he ran off. My legs felt numb… and I collapsed to the ground. He didn’t want to say it easily… How could he…. I felt that… Maybe he is not the right guy for me…
After that day, I stranded myself at home crying, just crying. He didn’t call me, although I was waiting. He just continued handing me a little doll every morning outside my house. That’s how those dolls piled up in my room… everyday
After a month, I got myself together and went to school. But what made the pain resurface was that… I saw him on a street… with another girl… He had a smile on his face, one that he never showed me…as he touched the doll… I ran straight back home and looked at the dolls in my room, and tears fell… Why did he gave these to me… Those dolls are probably picked out by some other girls…In a fit of anger, I threw the dolls around. Then suddenly, the phone rang. It was him.
He told me to come out to the bus stop outside my house. I tried to calm myself down and walked to the bus stop. I kept reminding myself that I am going to forget him, that… it’s going to end. Then he came into my sight, holding a big doll.
Jin: Jo, I thought you were pissed, you really came?
I couldn’t help hating him, acting like nothing had happen and joking around. Soon, he held out the doll as usual…
Me: I don’t need it.
Jin: What….why…
I grabbed the doll from his hands and threw it on the road.
Me: I don’t need this doll, I don’t need it anymore!! I don’t want to see a person like you again!
I spitted out all the words that were inside me. But unlike other days, his eyes very shaking.
“I’m sorry”
He apologized in a tiny voice.
He then walked over to the road to pick up the doll…
Me: You stupid! Why are you picking up the doll?! Just throw it away!!!
But he ignored me and just went to pick the doll. Then…
Honk~ Honk~
With a loud honk, a big truck was heading towards him.
“Jin! Move! Move away!” I shouted…
But he didn’t hear me, he squatted down and picked up the doll.
“Jin, move!”
HONK~!!
“Boom!” That sound, so terrifying.
That’s how he went away from me.
That’s how he went away without even opening his eyes to say one word to me.
After that day, I had to go through everyday with guiltiness and the sadness of losing him… And after spending two months like a crazy person… I took out the dolls.
Those were the only gifts he left me since the day we started going out. I remembered the days I spent with him and started to count the days… when we were in love…
“One…two… three…”
That was how… I started to count the dolls…
“Four hundred and eighty four… four hundred and eighty
five…”
It all ended with 485 dolls.
I then started to cry again, with a doll in my arms. I hugged it tightly, then suddenly…
“I love you~, I love you~”
I dropped the dolls,shocked.
“I….lo..ve…you??”
I picked up the dolls and pressed its stomach.
“I love you~ I love you~”
It can’t be! I pressed all the dolls’ stomach as it piled on the side.
“I love you~”
“I love you~”
“I love you~”
Those words came out non-stop. I…love you… Why didn’t I realize that….That his heart was always by my side, protecting me. Why didn’t I realize that he love me this much… I took out the doll under the bed and pressed it’s stomach,
that was the last doll, the one that fell on the road. It had his blood stain on it. The voice came out, the on that I was missing so much…
“Jo…Do you know what today is? We’ve been loving each other for 486 days. Do you know what 486 is? I couldn’t say I love you…. Um… since I was too shy… If you forgive me and take this doll, I will say that I love you… everyday… till I die… Jo… I love you…”
The tears came flowing out of me. Why? Why? I asked god, why do I only know about all this now? He can’t be by my side, but he loved me until his last minute…
For that… and for that reason… to me… it became courage… to live a beautiful life….
Love For 100 Days
Message: Peter and Tina are sitting in the park doing nothing, but just gazing into the sky, while all their friends are having fun with their beloved half.
Tina: I’m so bored. Just wish I have a boyfriend now to spend time with.
Peter: I guess we’re the only leftovers. We’re the only person who isn’t with a date now.
(both sigh n silence for a while)
Tina: I think I have a good idea. Lets play a game
Peter: Eh? What game?
Tina: Eem..It’s quite simple. You be my boyfriend for 100 days and I’ll be your girlfriend for 100 days. what do you think?
Peter: Oookay..Anyway I don’t have any plan for the next few months.
Tina: You sound like you aren’t looking forward to it at all. Cheer up. Today will be our first day and our first date. Where should we go?
Peter: What about a movie? I heard that there is a really great movie in theater now.
Tina: Seems like I don’t have any better idea than this. Lets move. (went to watch their movies and sent each other home)
Day 2:
Peter and Tina went to a concert together, and Peter bought Tina a keychain with a star.
Day 3:
They went shopping together for a friend’s birthday present. Share an ice-cream together and hugged each other for the first time.
Day 7:
Peter drove Tina up onto a mountain and they watch the sunset together. When the night came and the moon glowed, they said sat on the grass gazing at the stars together. A meteor passed by. Tina mumbled something.
Day 25:
Spend time at a themepark and got onto rollercoasters, and ate hotdogs and cotton candy. Peter and Tina got in the haunted house and Tina grabbed someone’s hand instead of Peter’s hand by accident. They laughed together
for a while.
Day 67:
They drove pass a circus and decided to get in to watch the show. The midget asked Tina to play a part as his assistant in the magic show. Went around to see other entertainments around after the show. Came to a fortune teller and she just said “Treasure every moment from now on” and a tear rolled down the fortune teller’s cheek.
Day 84:
Tina suggested that they go to the beach. The beach wasn’t so crowded that day. They have their first kiss with each other just as the sun is setting.
Day 99:
They decided to have a simple day and is deciding to have a walk around the city. They sits down onto a bench.
1:23 pm
Tina: I’m thirsty. Lets rest for a while first.
Peter: Wait here while I go buy some drinks. What would you like?
Tina: Eem…Apple juice will be just fine.
1:43 pm
Tina waiting for about 20 minutes and Peter havent return. Then someone walked up to her.
Stranger: Is your name Tina?
Tina: Yes, and may I help you?
Stranger: Just now down there on the street a drunk driver has crashed into a guy. I think its your friend.
Tina ran over to the spot with the stranger and sees Peter lying on the floor with blood over his face and her apple juice still in his hands. The ambulance came and she went to the hospital with Peter. Tina sat outside the emergency room for five and a half hours. The doctor came out, and he sigh.
11:51 pm
Doctor: I’m sorry, but we did the best we could. He is still breathing now but God would take him away from us very soon. We found this letter inside his pocket.
The doctor hands over the letter to Tina and she goes into the room to see Peter. He look weak but peaceful. Tina read the letter and then she burst into tears. Here is what the letter said.
Tina,
Our 100 days is almost over. I had fun with you during all these days. Although you may be greedy sometimes and less thoughtful, but these all brought happiness into my life. I have realize that you are a really cute girl and blamed myself for never taken the time to knowing that. I have nothing much to ask for, but I just wish that we can extend the day. I want to be your boyfriend forever and wish that you can be beside me all the time. Tina, I love you.
11:58
Tina: (sobbing) Peter. Did you know what was the wish I made on the night there was a meteor. I asked God to let us last forever. We were suppose to last 100 days so Peter! You can’t leave me! I LOVE YOU, but can you come back to
me now? I love you Peter. I LOVE YOU.
As the clock struck twelve, Peter’s heart stopped beating. It was 100 days.
GAY or STRAIGHT?
a devil
luvs dis
angel but
d angel
didn’t mind..
1 day d
devil
get sick
& was about
2 die..
den d
angel
asked
“y r u
leaving
me?”
d devil
answered
so i can
be ur
angel
and luv u 4ever…
-o-
isn’t it
unusual
2 fol 4
sum1 u
thot u wud
never lyk?
luv is lyk
dat, it never
tells u
wen 2 fol
&
hu will catch u
it juz cums
& wat hurts more,
it wont even
tell wen it will go…
-o-
When we were younger,
crying seemed to be the answer..
now that we’re older
crying seems to be the only option…
-o-
we don’t nid a man…
we may want them 4 sum risons.
but we don’t nid them..
wen we’ve got problems, 2 whom do we run 2 1st..?
to our GIRL-FRIENDS..
wen we laugh to whom to we want 2 share our stories?\
to ourGIRL-FRIENDS..
so it’s obvious w or w/o a man,
we can survive.
remember this,
‘man can fulfill our weakness, its true’
but ‘our GIRL-FRIENDS fulfill our strengths’
-o-
behind
my
smyl
r my
lies..
behind
my body
is a
broken me..
behind my
jokes r
lafter
sumtyms
i fake..
coz @ the
back of
dis sign
‘im free’
is a sign
that says
‘pls. fix me’
-o-
sabi koh
sana d ikaw
ung tao
n sasaktan aq,
d ikaw ung
taong luluhaan q
at d ikaw ung
taong dapat
iyakan q..
sagot mo naman,
“oo ba!! wag kang
mag-alala..d naman
darating ung
araw na mamahalin
kita ehh..”
-o-
wen u txt ur ex
“i still luv u”
& he just reply
“Tangina! tama na! nakakagulo k na”
don’t b sad
text m uli!
sbhn m,
“gago mo!
nwrong send lang!
bakit kaw lang b ex koh?
duhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
-o-
wen a hart is true
ders no nid 4 words
‘coz even in silence,
luv can be heard
destiny
determines hu
comes into our
lives but its
d hart that decides
hu stays inside..
-o-
Wen ur in pain, don’t fight it.
you’ll just get exhausted.
A piece of advice:
FEEL THE PAIN UNTIL IT HURTS NO MORE!!
-O-
A guys story:
A lovely girl walked up
2 me 2day and 2 my
surprise, der wer tears
flowing down her
soft, subtle eyes..
” Y do u guys always hurt
ur gurl? always breaks our hearts
and always have 2 have more than 1 girl?
Is it an unspoken competition btwn ol men?” she proclaimed
I smiled.. Handed her my hanky & answered
“y do u gurls always luv d wrong guy?
always takes the other guy for granted
& always breaks his heart?
Is it an unspoken insensitivity?
-o-
sabihin mo
lang kung
ayaw mo na
sabihin mo
lang kapag
hindi ka na
masaya..
dahil kahit
masakit at
hindi ko
kaya..
gagawin ko
nanginginig pa…
-o-
Kung dadating
man ung araw
na suko ka na..
kung dadating
man ang panahong
bumigay ka na..
Umalis ka na..
hindi mo na
kailangang
magpaalam
at magsabi pa..
Dahil alam qng
sa naging desisyon
mo magiging masaya ka…

ELEPHANTS AND FRIENDS HAVE A LOT IN COMMON
When an elephant is ill or injured, other elephants in the herd gather around
to protect the animal, and to bolster it up.
They know how important their support is
because if an elephant in such a condition lays down,
it wont be able to stand up again on its own.
So, the other members of the herd literally surround the weak elephant
and help it remain standing. Even when on the move,
the other elephants walk next to the ailing elephant,
supporting it as they travel.
Just as elephants intuitively know when one of their friends needs assistance,
they also know when that friend no longer needs support,
and so they gradually give the elephant a little more room
until it walks and functions on its own.
A friend is someone with whom I can reveal many parts of me,
even those I am meeting for the first time.
-Jennifer Leigh Youngs
nve rgiv up
It is madness—
To hate all roses, because you’ve been scratched by one thorn.
To give-up all ur dreams, because one didn’t came true.
To lose faith in prayers, because one was not answered.
To give up on ur efforts, because one of them failed.
To condemn all ur friends, because one of them betrayed.
Not to believe in love, because someone was unfaithful.
Remember that another chance may come up.
A new friend. A new love. A new life.
Never, ever, give up on anything.
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with me..
u don’t have to be fancy
or talk in a special way
you don’t have to mind your manners
or wear your best clothes and shoes
you don’t have to pretend you’re happy
when you’re feeling sad
with me,
you can cry.
you can laugh out loud..
you can speak your mind
or say nothing at all
you don’t have to try hard to impress me..
coz with me, you can just be u..
and i appreciate you for that…..
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is 1 way
of
measuring
one’s strength
so if
ur problm is
extra big
be
extra flattered
y?
bcoz that’s how
much God believes
in
you…..
Here I am infront of the mainscreen,
Askin wut ya doin? N’How ya been?
Typin wut i truly feel in d computer,
Everythin seems 4eva.
Every single key i hit,
I cherish it..bit by bit…
Hopin that someday u’ll say
That u really love me anyway.
While time passes by,
The only thing i wait for is ur simple HI!
N’ whenever i glance at u,
think of u,talk about u,
It juz feel so true.
I love u but wut can i do,
Damn i dont have a clue
But all i know is I LOVE U,
N’ 4eva i’ll wait 4 u.
Charles Plumb, a U.S. Naval Academy graduate, was a U.S. Navy jet pilot in Vietnam. After 75 combat missions, his plane as destroyed by a surface-to-air missile. Plumb ejected and parachuted into enemy hands. He was captured and spent 6 years in a communist Vietnamese prison. He survived the ordeal and now lectures on lessons learned from that experience.
One day, when Plumb and his wife were sitting in a restaurant, a man at another table came up and said, “You’re Plumb! You flew jet fighters in Vietnam from the aircraft carrier Kitty Hawk. You were shot down!”
“How in the world did you know that?” asked Plumb.
“I packed your parachute,” the man replied. Plumb gasped in surprise and gratitude. The man pumped his hand and said, “I guess it worked!” Plumb assured him, “It sure did. If your chute hadn’t worked, I wouldnât be here today.”
Plumb couldn’t sleep that night, thinking about that man. Plumb says, “I kept wondering what he might have looked like in a Navy uniform: a white hat, a bib in the back, and bell-bottom trousers. I wonder how many times I might have seen him and not even said ‘Good morning, how are you?’ or anything because, you see, I was a fighter pilot and he was just a sailor.”
Plumb thought of the man hours the sailor had spent on a long wooden table in the bowels of the ship, carefully weaving the shrouds and folding the silks of each chute, holding in his hands each time the fate of someone he didn’t know.
Now, Plumb asks his audience, “Who’s packing your parachute?” Everyone has someone who provides what they need to make it through the day. Plumb also points out that he needed many kinds of parachutes when his plane was shot down over enemy territory-he needed his physical parachute, his mental parachute, his emotional parachute, and his spiritual parachute. He called on all these supports before reaching safety.
Sometimes in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really important. We may fail to say hello, please, or thank you, congratulate someone on something wonderful that has happened to them, give a compliment, or just do something nice for no reason.
As you go through this week, this month, this year, recognize the people who pack your parachute.
source:inspire21com some pipol
misunderstood
my attitude
some get hurt
d way i talk,
others get angry
w/ how i stare
but wht can i do
if dats d ril me
‘
SORRY
im NOT perfect
and
definitely not
FAKE..
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its ec 2 fol
compl8ly w/ sum1
its ec 2 bliv
ol dos lies
its ec 2 close
urself 2 sum1 u
hardly know
but y is it not
ec 2 4get
sum1 u luv
hu found it
ec 2 let u go..
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moving on?
that’s very easy
just close ur eyes
sleep,
and wish
not to wake up anymore.:’(
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people say
i’m strong
bcoz im numb
to any pain
actually, its
my speacial
technique
what they don’t
know is that
i had to break
my heart a
million times
just to master it….
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its kinda weird
how we say we’re
frends
but don’t hangout
together
or don’t talk often
but it wud
be weird
f i say i’m not
your frend
yet i care
4 u dis much…
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sabi nila
wag hanapin
ang taong
tinadhana sau..
w8 ka lan.
sabi nila
kusa un
darating s buhay mo
w8 k lan.
its because we see a great person…
someone who knows us inside and out..
someone whos beeb there when were down ….
someone who knows what makes us laugh and cry…
someone who cares…
we see the perfect someone in our friend…
but what we don’t see is that as soon as we take the next step, they’ll turn into someone we never knew at all
PATHETIC TRUTH…
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During prom nyt, a boy was toking to his bestfrend about dis girl he rily lyks…
Boy: im gonna confess to her tonyt..
Girl: rily? thats great! im excited to know hu she is! What are you goin to teel her?
B: “i love you.. im sorry 4 everything ive done to u.. id b ur night in shining armor.. wud u be my princess?
G: wow thats sweet.. Go and tell Her!!!!
Boy: i just did!!!
DamiNg lIko
Pero lam
Moh kUng Anoh
maSaya s
JoyriDe n 2
un ay aNg
arw n
Pumara k
at Bumiyahe
KAsamA koh
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TIME…
-can HEal alL wouNds
-can Give You Another ChanCe
-Can Help U Forget
-Can LEt yoU mOVe on
-Can MaKe yOU gET oVEr
bUt tIme..
cAn nEveR gEt bAck What
hAs alReady Ended….:’(
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I lEarn hOW
2 sMilE
2 cRy
2 bE stRong
2 b HUrt
bUT
I wUD nEver LEArn tO
fOrget YOu
kuMbaga Sa maTH
“canNOt bE!” kaHIt magbORRow 1 k p..
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-wn I reMembEr
d TYm
we Met
i tOld mySelF
“ba OK 2ng Taong 2 AH”
buT u kNow wHAt?
im PErfeCtly WRong!
u kNow y?
bCOz ur nOT juSt oK…
uR pERfecTLY d bESt///
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tUrn FRendZ
dOnt SpeAK lOUD_
jUst sOFt
WJispER iS
eNOugh_
cOZ it’S noT
d Mouth
THat REAlly tALks_
iTs d HArt…
So lET mE wHIsPEr
sssshhhh…yOu’rE sPECiAL!!!!!!
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when you love someone.. fight for what you feel
but if da one u love.
loves sumone else..
“LET GO”
be lyk a soldier
knows wen to fight
& wen to surrender…
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d things you hate bout me..
r d things that made me true..
part of rili hu i am..
so its better dat u hate me 4 hu i am…..
dan lyk me for hu i pretend to be
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KALOKOHAN..!!
pano qng w8
ka rin nia..
di hindi na kayo nagkita!!!
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Her fingers feel so gentle with her hand in mine
Her hair feels like silk on my arm
Her lips tell me so tenderly she’s mine alone
Until we part tonight and she goes home
Borrowed Angel belongs to someone else
I love my borrowed Angel I just cant help myself
That ring on her finger don’t belong to me
But she loves me and I know she’ll save some borrowed time for me
I wish that I could have her more than just one night
It cant go onlike this it isn’t right
And that lonesome feeling comes knocking on my door
I’ll call my borrowed Angel it relieves the pain once more
…iLoveMyMan
100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going to outlive you.
99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line.
98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her.
97. Beware of your girlfriend’s single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as often as possible.
96. Jewelry. Now you always know what to get her for a last-minute gift.
95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world.
94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.
93. Girls who say, I love sports! are lying. Girls who ask you what time the game is on, without specifying which game they’re talking about, are not.
92. A random hookup is more likely to result in pregnancy, because a woman has more sex when she’s most fertile.
91. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.
90. Just started dating? Women want you to drive, even if it’s their car.
89. A girl would prefer to get a $100 gift from Tiffany & Co. than a $500 gift from Fortunoff. Why? Because her friends will ask where she got it.
88. If I give you my number on Friday, Tuesday and Wednesday are your best bets to score a date. Monday is too desperate, Thursday is too late. Claire, 27
87. Your female coworkers are obsessed with the fact that on average they receive less pay than male counterparts and the fact that they work less overtime and get pregnant is irrelevant to the discussion.
86. Laying a towel down over the wet spot is like putting your jacket over a mud puddle for her, you noble bastard.
85. A recent study revealed that natural blondes could be extinct in 200 years, so unless she’s Norwegian, her towhead might be bottled.
84. Sixteen percent of American men have been with a prostitute scientific proof most women are decent in bed.
83. Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true.
82. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.
81. The threesome is not about you; its about the two girls. If you’re lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship.
80. If women have an excuse to take a pill, they’ll take it.
79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had.
78. I hate when my boyfriend is sweaty and tries to lie down on top of me or cuddle after I’ve come. Wait five minutes. Erin, 21
77. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.
76. She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Blow her off for some gaming and shell soon stop wasting time on a dork like you.
75. Women who are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash.
74. Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. They’re trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom. Suzy, 31
73. Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn’t get laid, you’re one of the 10.
72. During emergencies, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis gives them more practice.
71. Women grow hairs in a lot of the same places that men do lower abdomen, nipples we just get rid of them.
70. Unless they’re lesbians, she wont approve of your hanging out with other girls. Even if they’re ugly. And, really, even if they’re lesbians.
69. If you have something to hide, shell find it.
68. Eighty-five: The number of males per 100 females in Gary, Indiana, lowest male-to-female ratio of any city with a population of 100,000-plus. The highest male-to-female ratio is in Salinas, California: 114 males for every 100 females.
67. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or youll be friended.
66. They can’t live without tension. Every once in a while she’s gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.
65. The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win.
64. An online dating services survey found that a woman’s ideal man has brown hair and blue eyes.
63. In the U.S., 21 percent of women ages 18 to 59 hold out for their honeymoon.
62. A British study claims a woman’s chances of getting married drop by 40 percent for every 16-point rise in her IQ. The same increase in IQ for a man boosted his chances of getting married by 35 percent.
61. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.
60. Women often cite manhandling of breasts as the biggest foreplay faux pas.
59. When I’m drunk, I can’t come. Not even with a vibrator.Lauren, 35
58. If they’re going to do it, most wives cheat between the ages of 18 and 29.
57. Most women think they’re better drivers than they are. Don’t point this out while she’s at the wheel or shell freak and crash.
56. Women ingest about half the lipstick they apply, which means they eat approximately one to three sticks per year.
54. A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while and she’ll change her tune. I’ve known so many women who think they can pull this off, but they always develop feelings for the guy, says Evie, 22.
53. According to the American Association of Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery, Angelina Jolies lips were the most requested celebrity feature among all female patients in 2004.
52. Despite always complimenting another woman’s short haircut, she secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men prefer long hair.
51. Don’t call her cute. In her mind it’s the same as not vomit-inducing. Sexy, OK. Hot, yes. Fucking awesome, only if she’s at least slightly buzzed.
50. Women often buy shoes a size or two small because they’re in denial about the size of their feet which they can’t stand.
49. They dream of one day peeing in a urinal.
48. Women know where they stand looks-wise but worry about being considered cool, about which they’re unsure.
47. According to the U.S. Bureau of Statistics, 23 percent of 18- to 34-year-old women live with their parents, versus 31 percent of you losers.
46. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you wont respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t make her less classy and shell probably go wild. Jger helps.
45. Twenty-three percent of these magazines readers are women.
44. A psycho jealous girl will do anything to keep her man including anal.
41. If she suddenly cuts her hair short, it might mean she no longer cares what you think of her. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t care about someone else’s opinion.
40. About half of all brides will lose a good friend over a ridiculous bridesmaid squabble.
39. It never hurts to say you’re sorry, even if you don’t mean it.
38. Let her beat you at something once in a while poker, chess, Ping-Pong and shell be more likely to give you what you want, like some peace and quiet.
37. Women’s public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men’s.
36. At one point or another, I’ve gone through your things looking for any evidence from past relationships. I’m talking photographs, postcards, mementos, address books, diaries. If you don’t like it, get rid of this stuff before letting me in your apartment. It’s not about trust; it’s about curiosity, and it drives us crazy till it’s been satiated.
35. Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.
34. Chick rock strikes a deeply primal chord inside women while simultaneously revolting men. Just sit back and let her sing the Sarah McLachlan or Ani DiFranco song. It’s only about four minutes long.
33. The average woman owns eight bras and wears each one five times before washing. Shasta!
32. Girls will not sit on any toilet outside their own home or a five-star hotel. Everywhere else they’re hovering above the toilet in a squat.
31. Got a new girl coming over? Your (tidy) bathroom should include clean linen, a box of Puffs Plus, and several full rolls of TP.
30. Don’t caress our faces while were kissing, unless you really, really, really like us. Rachel, 21
29. On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat.
28. Breast augmentation surgery has grown by 257 percent since 1997. The most popular size? C-cup. As if you didn’t know.
27. Gain her trust when you’re out by calling her at 10 P.M. Shell go to bed content you’re thinking of her, even if you’re slurping Jell-O shots off some skanks cleavage.
26. Put down the Drakkar and grab a box of Good & Plenty. Women are turned on by the scent of black licorice.
25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.
24. A good but flawed man is a fixer-upper gem, and women love nothing more than home improvements.
23. Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you’ll see it more often.
22. If you want more sex, tell your girl an attractive woman hit on you that day. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
21. More than half of surveyed females between 18 and 25 would prefer to be run over by a truck than be fat.
20. All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way.
19. The more piercings she has, the more places shell let you put it.
18. Once in a while, let her pick the movie and don’t complain about it.
17. Any good woman will tell ya, honesty is not always the best policy.
16. Chicks aren’t afraid to get kinky; you just have to have the nerve to ask.
15. Girls don’t want to date doormats. So make her proud and refuse to give up bowling night with the guys.
14. Don’t take a woman to a concert you really want to see she’ll just want to leave early.
13. Women appreciate a big penis, but having one doesn’t give you an excuse to suck at foreplay.
12. Studies show women are more attracted to macho guys near ovulation. The rest of the month, they’re drawn to good providers, otherwise known as chumps.
11. She likes one of your friends.
10. Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they’re more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.
9. The minute she decides she’s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last.
8. Sixty percent of women in the United States color their hair, according to LOral (who are obviously hoping they can peer-pressure the other 40 percent).
7. Dated a stripper? Keep your mouth shut, stupid.
6. Rub a sheet of medium-grade sandpaper across your face. That’s your five o’clock shadow when you kiss her. Now rub that sandpaper on your inner thigh. (Mind you, were not suggesting you shave.)
5. Female serial killers tend to use poison rather than guns or knives.
4. Foghats Slow Ride is not about a trip in the car. Get the hint?
3. The one breakup line shell never be able to argue you out of: Im sorry, but I no longer have feelings for you.
2. Buying a present for your girl? Shell hate it (and you) if she finds out you took along another woman to help pick it out.
1. You’ll probably never know how many guys she’s slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12
This may be a bit long artik, cant try to shorten it for its essence may be lost. I dedicate this to all of those who know how to love, to those in need of love and especially to those looking for love
Long ago, in the land of Heart, lived a fair maiden who dared to dream dreams. As a young child, she recalled how her father would set her on his strong knee and tell her many wondrous stories about far away and exciting places; lands she somehow knew she would one day come to also travel upon. Of the many tales her father would tell, there was one particular story that always held special meaning, even carrying her into adulthood. It was the presumed true tale of a certain species of butterfly, one that was seen by very few. What made the butterfly highly sought after was its emerald green wings which housed two small heart shapes, one on each wing, thus its coined name, “the elusive butterfly of love.” It was said that the person who finds the elusive butterfly would live happily ever after, thus, it is no wonder the maiden searched ardently for the rare insect.
As a child, the fair maiden would prance about the woods with a butterfly net; laughing, smiling, and dancing about in glee, certain she would soon catch the elusive butterfly, but, to no avail. Weeks turned into months, and months into years, and the fair maiden grew older and wiser, wondering if perhaps the elusive butterfly of love was just a silly tale that old fishermen pass on as they sip their bottles of whiskey at sea.
One day, tired of searching, the maiden set down her net, and placing her face in her hands she began to cry. Upon the drying of her salty tears, the fair maiden decided to go on with living, no longer would the search for the elusive butterfly be part of her life.
Life, indeed, did go on, and one day, when the fair maiden was going about her daily errands, an odd-looking shape fluttered about her head. The maiden waved her arms to shoo the insect away, but no matter what she did, it would keep flying about.
The next day, the maiden was surprised to see the odd-looking shape back again. Closer inspection revealed it was some sort of moth or butterfly. In no way did it look like the elusive butterfly of love, in fact, this butterfly’s markings and colors were quite different. And so, the fair maiden would go about her errands, and the odd-looking butterfly would follow her, returning each day to flutter about her head. It was not long before the fair maiden and the butterfly formed a unique relationship. For some odd reason, the butterfly seemed to enjoy the maiden’s company, and the fair maiden felt a sense of peace and comfort, knowing her winged companion would never leave her side.
Many years passed, and one day, for some strange reason, the fair maiden recalled how she used to search for the elusive butterfly of love. In fact, the more she looked at her faithful winged companion, the more she wondered about the validity of the story of the elusive butterfly. Curiosity soon began to turn into discontentment with the butterfly she had devoted so much of her life to.
“Look at you,” she whispered to her faithful companion as he sat upon her finger,”You are not beautiful emerald green. Now, especially after so many years, your wings are dull and frayed. Do not worry though, my little friend, you are not the elusive butterfly of love, but you have been faithful, good, and true. I will keep you by my side always.”
The maiden set down her winged companion and went outside to the rose garden to get a breath of fresh air, and what did she see? Green as a sparkling cut emerald fluttering about, a pink heart on each wing; the elusive butterfly of love! Like a young school girl, the maiden pranced with glee, scarcely able to believe her eyes! Suddenly, it dawned on the maiden that now she must decide what to do; should she run for a net, or just watch the elusive butterfly as it flutters about her garden, soon to fly away and most likely never be seen again. Joy turned to sadness as the maiden knew what she must do. The maiden gave the elusive butterfly one final look, acknowledging his existence, and turning away, walked out of the garden to return to her faithful winged companion who had befriended her so many years ago.
Inside the house, the maiden was shocked to see her dear friend looking strangely ill. His wings beat weakly, and he could not even manage to fly. The maiden gently picked up her companion and caressed him in the palm of her hand, clearly evident he was at the end of his life. Upon the butterfly’s final breath, the maiden shed many tears, tears which flowed over her loving companions frail body. Suddenly, as if out of nowhere, a glimmer of light came from out of her hand.
“What is this?” the maiden thought. The ragged wings of her beloved companion seemed to reveal under them something more lovely. Carefully, and tenderly, the maiden peeled away the tattered, old shell which encased her winged friends body, to reveal beautiful wings of emerald green, a small pink heart on each side. Both tears and joy filled the maiden’s heart, and her story was thus passed down by the old fishermen sitting down by the sea.
Real life application:
Aren’t we all guilty to some degree of searching for or desiring something that, in most cases, is right under our very noses? Thankfully, unlike the above fictional story, love is not elusive at all, and in fact, it is all around us, if we would only fearlessly trust, not only God, but the power of love.
[ by Melanie Schurr © 1998 — from ‘Daily Wisdom’ ]
If you don’t let a woman have her own way….
Things are going to get ugly


> it’s sad when people you KNOW become people you KNEW. when you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. how you used to talk for hours, and how now you can barely even look at them. it’s sad how times can change…..
> i want a boy who i can run to with tears running down my face and the first thing that he says is: whose ass am i kicking babe?
> never regret something that once made you smile
> there comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won’t anymore, and who always will. so don’t worry about people from your past, there’s a reason why they didn’t make it to your future.
> if you like her, tell her. coz she would’nt wait forever.
> there are things in life every girl needs..love to make her weak. alcohol to make her strong. and bestfriends when both things make her hit down the floor.
> friends are like bra’s, close to the heart, and always there for support.
> i wanna be the girl you point at and say…over there, that’s her, my one and only baby!
> i love how i can be a total dork around you, yet you still find a way how to make me feel absolutely amazing.
> girls are like phones. we love to be held, talked to. but if you press the wrong button, you’ll be disconnected.
> baby, all i want for christmas is YOU!
> having the love of your life break up with you and say “we can still be friends” is like your dog dying and your mom saying “you can still keep it”
> he isn’t my boyfriend but i love his hair, i love his smile, i love his humor, i love his laughter. augh, well. guess you can say i fell in love with our friendship.
> he’s my drug, and i’m addicted to him.
> there’s no other person or thing who can ever make me smile the way you do.
> coz maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me. coz after all, you’re my wonderwall.
> don’t chase them, replace them
> nobody said it would be easy, they just promised it’d be worth it
—–
d q mgglt
qng d mo
q mahal..
d q mgglt
ang may
mahal kang
iba..
dahil lam
q masaya ka..
pero xguro
ang ikakagalit q
ay ung iparamdam
mong mahal
mo q
tapos d nman pla 22o..
——
wen
i
nid
a
frend
nariyan
ka
wen
im
lonely
nariyan
k..
wen
im
afraid
nariyan
k..
wen
i
nid
help
nariyan
k..
ala!
ay
kelan
k
g
paparine!
lagi
ka
ng
nariyan
ehh..
——
bakit bka kaya
binigay sakin?
dahil ba kelangan mo q
o kelangan kita
bigay ka nga b
or pahiram k lng
kung binigay k
swerte ko naman
kung pahiram
“sori cla
wala ng
bawian”
—–
Sa buhay
kelangan laging
magsakripisyo..
magbigay para
sa kaligayahan
niya..
iniisip ng
iba martir
ako..
d nila alm
Kaligayahan ko
ang makita
kang kuntento
at masaya
kahit sa
piling ng
IBA!!!
—–
talikuran
ka
man
ng
taong
inaakala
mong
mananatili
sau
talikuran
ka
man
ng
taong
mahal
mo..
wag
ka
mag-alala
hahakbang
ka
pa
lang
papunta
sa
kin
Tatakbo
na
ako
papalapit
sau!!
——
“do not do uno others
wat u dont want others
do unto you”
BATANGUENO TRANSLATION:
“huwag kayong gay-on,
kung manggagay-on kayo
huwag gay-on”hahah!!
—–
TITSER:
ano ang past tense ng laba?
Juan:naglaba, mam!
Titser:ang present?
Pedro: naglalaba!
Titser:
tama!ano naman ang future rense
(tumayo si kokong at isinigaw)
Kokong:
magsasampay! mam…
—–
wen ur gudlukin
u dont brag it::
wen ur intelligent
u dont say it::
wen ur gud
u dont tell it::
wen ur humble
u just kip it::
kaya palagi akong speechless::
—–
minsan napa-upo
ako sa tabi ng 2ng
guys..
aun
nauso ang
LOVE TRIANGLE!!!hahaha!!
—–
ove
is
not
a
game
na
kung
kelan
mo
gustong
umayaw
aayaw ka,
its a
sacrifice
not
4
playing
kc
pag
nagmhal
at nasaktan
ka..
di naman
ang siko
o tuhod
ang masasaktan?
puso naman di ba?
——
im not
sumbody
u
can rely
on all
d tym
i cant
always
turn ur
tears
into smyl
but even if
i cant b d
greatest person
at all,,
still i try
2 be
ur
greatest
frend
wen u
FALL..
——
our eyes are
placed in front
becoz its
more important
2 luk ahead
dan 2 luk back..
dont dwell on
past things.
Learb from dem
and keep on
moving forward
——
y is it hard
2 be hapy wen
ur inluv?
u worry,
cry, envy oders
u gv everything
yet it isn’t enaf
is it lyk dis
wen u luv sum1
or just stupid
2 fol 4 sum1
hu cant c ur
worth?
——
a frens luv is
better than
a lover
a lover
may leave
but a frend will
stay
a lover
cud demand
but a frend
wud help
ur my frend
& i luv u
more than a lover
cud do..
—–
ur 1 of d
coolest things
lyf has
ever slapped me
just lyk
chords in
a guitar tab
i know ur
a part of my music
coz as long as
i have u..
my boring lyf rocks..
—–
panu kung
naaksidente
ang bestfrend mo?
nagkataon n bday
ng mahal mo?
cno ang pupuntahan mo?
bestfrend mo na
nagaagaw buhay
at kelangan ka?
o mahal mo
na umaasang darating ka?
—–
-o-
sumtyms
i mis
2 ask
u
how u
doin
dis days
r u
ok?
is der
sumthing
wrong?
i may not
show u
dat much
how i value
u
but i wnt u
2 know,
ur special
mor dan ul
ever know
-o-
Luv comes wen u wont
expect it
dont w8 a
sum1 2 luv u
dont w8 2
fol inluv
dont find
and luk 4 luv
coz
sumtym
sumwer
somehow
ul be fallin
and ul never realyz
it already happened…
-o-
everything is changing
feelings
attitudes
and
frends
kaya ngayon palang gusto ko ng sabihin sau 2
“andito lang ako sa tabi mo,
magbago man ang lahat sa iyo”
-o-
Dont
overuse
ur
heart
tryin
2
luk
4
d
1
u
think
u
deserve
instead
u
shud,
save
d
best
part
of
u
4
d
person
hu
deserves
u,
sum1
hu
came
d
tym
u
didn’t
search..
-o-
Leave sumthing for frends
never leave frends for sumthing
coz in life
sumthing will leave you
but frends will live w/ u..
-o-
I cant
find a
reason y
God gave
u 2 me.
but dats
not d
question i
ask..
maybe d
question is
how did
God know
that i’d be
happy
2 have u…
-o-
sumtyms
we
ask
God
y
cant
we
have
dis
&
dat,
He
answers,
so
dat
ull
have
more
of
me,
d
less
u
hav,
d
more
u’ll
trust
me..
wen
u
have
me
more
u’ll have it all..
-o-
Trials may hurt
us sumtym we
just Feel
lyk running away
from all our problems
u know wers
d best hiding place..
Just inside
GOD’S LOVING EMBRACE
-O-
my
mga
bagay
na
ayaw
ko
ng
icpin
pero
di
ko
naman
kayang
kalimutan
bagay
na
ayaw
ko ng
duk2ngan
pero
takot
akong
wakasan
ung
bang
ayaw
ko
ng
masaktan
perogusto
ko
pa rin
magmahal..
-o-
Minsan pasaway
talaga ang tao
di mo naman
inaaya..
dadating at sasali
sa mundo mo
masakit pa
ni2 kung
kelan apektado
ka na sa kanya
saka pa xa aalis
tangay ang mundong
dati ay solo mo,.
-o-
msaya ako
na ang 1ng
tulad mo
dumating sa
buhay ko
higit pa
sa gusto ko’
higit pa sa
kelangan ko
higit pa sa
inaasahan q
pero sana kung’
anong meron aq
maginbg SAPAT para
MANATILI KA
SA BUHAY KO..

u knw wats sad about luv
its wen u happen to knw dat derz juz no hope
4 u bein 2geder agen
yet u still pray 2 make it work..
its wen ur mind says let go
but ur heart says hold on..
its wen u dream of dat person
almost every nyt only 2 wake up in the morning with tears in ur eyes..
nd most of all…..
wen no matter u try to 4get
dat person u just cant..
coz of the fact dat u luv
dat person so much nd u jz dont knw WHY..

““tHoSe niGhTs WeN u cOuLdn`T sLeEp, iT mIgHt Be BeCaUsE u`rE AwAkE In SuM1 eLsE`s DrEaMs….. im over staying up late Perfect. You give your best, your time and care but, It was not new to you.. Hurt by a man,, that I learn to love. For time that i was mending my broken heart. You came along for the reason that you enjoy my company.. Selfishness, betrayal and so many things you made. Why now it hurts again. I build my dreams and hopes in to you, that maybe this time it will turn out right. Plans are made and promises too. Now I am facing the cross roads of loosing you. Yes, I rather try to forget you than fighting back for my love to you. For the promise to be there if you needed me is such a question,,,,, ‘coz love,,love of my life,, you hurt me.
Love therefore—the most beautiful phenomenon in the soul-filled creation, the omnipotent magnet in the spiritual world, the source of devotion and of the most sublime virtue—Love is only the reflection of this single original power, an attraction of the excellent, grounded upon an instantaneous exchange of the personality, a confusion of the beings. When I hate, so take I something from myself; when I love, so become I so much the richer, by what I love. Forgiveness is the recovery of an alienated property - hatred of man a prolonged suicide; egoism the highest poverty of a created being.

you can start picking and packing up
this time im through with all the lies
this time im over of your fooling around
just to wait for your call
that dont exactly arrive
through giving you my all
For I am hurting right now.
All was almost perfect when I met you.
Honesty was all that I ask.
that even before I was hurt.
and even share your shoulder so that I can turn to cry on.
More hurting than ever before.
Loosing everything about you.
Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad & mom or tito & tita.
Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always has the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge & makes herself at home
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can’t remember it)
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story
Friend : will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you
Friend: will ask where you’ve been (after going AWOL)
Best Friend: will say MISS YOU & goes on being your friend
Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their online buddies
Friends Forever!
Written with a pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you are my friend,
Please answer this:
Are we friends or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot.
So tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say, I am here for you.
Of all the friends I’ve ever met,
You’re the ones I won’t forget.
And if I die before you do,
I’ll go to Heaven
And wait for you.
UNFAIR is
when i had given my best
and still left behind..
UNFAIR
is when i had been
true to him
and all i had were lies
and false promises..
UNFAIR
is when i choose him
over anybody else
and he choose another one
over me..
UNFAIR
is when he found someone
new and i also did but choose
to love him still..
UNFAIR
is when someone comes again
but my heart refuses to see
for the fear of getting
hurt again..
der was a blind boy wu hate ol in da world except his girlfriend
1 day he said to his gf
” If only i can see the world i will marry u”
den one day sumone donated eyes 2 him den he see the world
including his gf den her gf ask her
” now dat u can see can u marry me?”
da boi was shocked wen he saw her gf dat it was blind too
so the boy refused da girl
and girl runaway wit tearz and sed
“jaz take care of my eyes”
` ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
der was a butterfly wu was so inluv to a white rose
den 1 day he ask the white rose to marry him,
da white rose replied
” i will only marry u if my color turns to red”
a minute later da butterfly cut his body to white rose
da blood strim down on the white rose
den the white rose color turn to red
so da red rose (white rose) accept to marry da butterfly
but it was too late da butterfly was olready dead
` ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1st der wer lovers,
in da paz few days dey oweiz quareled
coz of misunderstanding.
1 day, da guy invited her gf 2
his hauz… insyd da rum, d guy
sed, “f u rily luv me, give me wat i want”
da girl kiz her bf imediately & surrender
her vrgnity 2 her bf
after dat, da bf sed,
“i’m not yet finished a while ago.. wat i want is brek up
coz of ar msunderstanding!
anyway tnx 4 making me hapi, I enjoyed & loved it..
but i’m sori coz i have to sey `gudbye..”
` ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
a boy is planning 2 ask his
autistic gf her hand 4 marriage…
Bein her usual self, jolly & childish, she was asked
by da guy, ” will u marry me? “
da girl just laf, look at da guy & sed
” ar u crazy?” ol i ever wanted 2 marry is spongebob”
disappointed, he look at da girl den cryd
d girl seein his tears den wiped dem & asked…
” would u be my spongebob? “
thought i have learned da art of forgetting him…
believe im perfectly ok…
but
da moment i’ve heard…he’s coming…got da chance to have a glimpse on him…i’d realized…da feeling haven’t change at all…i’m still da same old me…stupidly in love with him…four years is not enough to master da art of forgetting,,,i don’t know how long i need to be completely over him…
so stupid…
he has his own world & i absolutely have no place der….i simply don’t exist…
too stupid….
hate dis feeling!!!